Divine Decadence Darling!

'I used to pretend I was someone quite mysterious and fascinating. Then I grew up and realized I was mysterious and fascinating'

Argument I heard on the bus

  • Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah become king of motherfucking Africa.

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

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kylehilde:

when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end

kylehilde:

when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end

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